Warning: Not really safe for work!

1. congratufuckinglations

2. Its your birthday..we’re going to need some cocktails

3. happy fucking birthday

4. It’s a Boy!

5. It’s a Girl!

6. Newhousetastic

7. One million gold stars

8. Spin It

9. Congratulations on your brand new Pooping Machine

10. Happy Birthday to a Bad Ass Motherfucker

These cards and more are now available here at Garden Party Flowers.